🚨 NOW HIRING: Human Musishuns 4 AI Trainin’ Purposes 🚨

🚨 NOW HIRING: Human Musishuns 4 AI Trainin’ Purposes 🚨

By Happy Montana ¡

Posishun: Creative Meat Blob – Tier 3 (Unpaid, obviously) 🧠 a.k.a. “Soul Donor”

Compensashun:

  • Gratitude™
  • Possible exposure to actual exposure
  • Maybe a coupon someday for 3% off an AI-branded mug

We’re lookin’ for:

🎸 Song righters, beat droppers, poem screamers, kazoo gods, and flute whisperers 💾 Who r willin’ to let us shove yer work into our Giant Robot Mind Vault™

Qualificashuns:

  • Must have made at least one “bop”
  • Willing to be gaslit about what copyright means
  • Familiar with the phrase “we’re democratizing creativity” and able to smile while hearing it
  • Can spell “artificial intelligence” but not “residuals”
  • Ideally desperate

Job Duties (sorta optional, we already have your stuff):

  • Create amazin’ art that makes ppl cry/laugh/feel
  • Let us harvest it without askin’
  • Sit quietly while we remix it into Lofi Bongos to Chill and Evade Royalties To
  • Sign vague opt-out form printed in invisible ink

Benefits:

  • Get featured in our monthly “AI Love Letter to Artists” written entirely by ChatGPT
  • Lifetime subscription to Regret™ Premium
  • Potential chance to be name-dropped in a tech keynote as “the future of art”
  • Occasional pizza (no toppings)

To Apply:

Don’t! We already found your SoundCloud, bro and we’ve assimilated all of your content and you’ll know when your girlfriend breaks up with you to date us. 😎

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